With this post, I, Hurp of Durp, end my reign of terror, because Oliver has now returned from his vacation (two days earlier than he was supposed to actually).

So last week, I posted an erotic audio drama that involved fucking your mother and sister. It had a surprisingly positive reaction (Oliver thought people were going to say “get this shit off my HR!”) and several people requested I send them some files in an email. I’ve decided to just post them here instead of sending an email. Keep in mind, I haven’t actually listened to MOST of these, so I can’t review them myself.

Basically if you asked me (or someone else and that person never responded to you) to give you a file, it’s right in here.

Note: Some of these are hypnosis and others are non-erotic. I’ve marked these so you can differentiate between them, and skip them if you do not want to listen to them.

Warning: This is a rather long post because it has 8 different shares on it…

NOTE: Like I warned you the last time, these actually HAVE Japanese text in the file names. If you’re having trouble playing the files or seeing the text, I recommend switching your computer’s locale to Japanese and/or install the East Asian Language Pack. This is different for every operating system, so you’ll have to Google for directions on how to do this yourself.

But keep in mind I change the information embedded inside of the files into English, but not the file names themselves. So when you run them in your favorite MP4 player, you’ll see the name in English. I didn’t do this for you, I actually did it for myself. My Zune can’t display Asian characters, they show up as a bunch of boxes, so I can never figure out what the fuck I am trying to listen to.

NOW REMEMBER, ALL OF THESE ARE COMPLETELY IN JAPANESE, IF YOU DON’T KNOW JAPANESE YOU PROBABLY WILL HAVE A DIFFICULT TIME UNDERSTANDING IT. I’VE WATCHED ENOUGH HENTAI TO UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANT WORDS (which I listed at the bottom) SO I CAN AT LEAST GET OFF WITH IT, BUT YOU MAY NOT HAVE AS MUCH SUCCESS AS I DO.

I hear people use them as background music when reading to h-manga, if you’re having trouble visualizing what is happening in the scenario you could try using it for that.

Also, some of these are pretty fucking loud. So watch out if you’re in an area where you can’t have other people listening to what you’re listening to.

hypno game, by ero trance
(Hypnosis) (CVs Phan Masaki and Yozakura)

There are two versions of this recording, one by the ever brilliant Phan Masaki, and one by some dude named Yozakura. Both involve the same storyline. You have to not become entranced by their hypnotic speech. But if you give in to the hypnosis you’ll end up ejaculating at the end from a blow job so why would you hold out?! (Or at least that’s what happens on Phan Masaki’s recording… I dunno about the one with the guy, I’m not into that sort of thing…)

Does not include anything extra, just the two images you can see below this message.

 

Download the Free Hentai Audio in a Zip file
(61 MB, 34 minutes and 35 seconds for Phan Masaki’s,
32 minutes and 14 seconds for Yozakura’s, Japanese)
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Nourishing the Plant With Sperm, by A water flea
(CV Phan Masaki)

Have you ever played Monster Girl Quest? Assuming my nonexistent knowledge of Japanese is doing it right, this seems like something related to that. Hell, even one of the seiyuus from it (Phan Masaki) voiced and wrote this! (Also, I love Phan Masaki, I can’t recommend her work enough… I even tried getting her a job once.). Basically you get blown by, then fuck, a plant that can talk for whatever reason. The audio quality on this isn’t one of her best, though.

Includes some CGs (not shown below) and the script.

 The same image without the text.

Download the Free Hentai Audio in a Zip file
(36 MB, 20 minutes and 57 seconds, Japanese)
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My Friend’s Mom – Lipstick Mark, by Neitifasu
(CV Yuu Shimotsuki)

You get blown by your (girl)friend’s mother, when you come to visit and your friend isn’t there. I think you’re supposed to be a shota in this, but I dunno. Seems to include two different scenarios, one having to do with taking a bath.

Includes the script and the image below (in two different sizes).

NOTE: These were WAV files, but I converted them to MP3s. This allowed me to change the information so that it displays in English and also reduced the file size from 183 MB to 54 MB.

 Same image, just smaller.

Download the Free Hentai Audio in a Zip file
(54 MB, 30 minutes, Japanese)
(please, is there a chance you can use the depositfiles link ? That will generate a tiny bonus for me, thank you very much if that’s possible for you ! 🙂
A bonus for you, the coupon mojwoktofmlbtyghgz0lya8ldeq73en3 gives a 10% discount on Depositfiles 6-months and 1-years accounts. )

Or you can also use the Alternative :
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Brutal Cheerleader Dirty Talk ‘n Wank, by Neitifasu
(CV Ryo Suzuki)

The seiyuu in this is trying to sound like a loli. The voice actress is obviously over the age of 18 (I would hope, otherwise that would be illegal, even in Japan…), but she’s attempting to sound like she isn’t. So you might wanna stay away from this if loli turns you off. Anyway, if you like it when the girl is in charge (and she blows you), this would be for you (assuming you get past the underaged aspect). Also, she calls you “onii-chan”, so this might be incest too?

Now I know what you’re going to say, “HURPDURP, YOU BAAAAKAAAA!!! Oliver said no loli >:(” Well, fuck you! I can do whatever I want because until he gets back because I’m in charge of this shit >:3 Shit he got back earlier than he was supposed to!!!!!!!! he said I can post loli (as well as any other banned content) audios because they aren’t actually pictures, just people recording lines that 99.9999999999998% of you won’t ever understand. Also, the girl in the picture (see below) doesn’t even LOOK underage (and she’s wearing clothes anyway).

Two different scenarios. Dunno what the difference is, the description on DLsite made no sense.

Also includes the two clothed images posted below and the script.

 The same image without the text at the bottom.

Download the Free Hentai Audio in a Zip file
(41 MB, 44 minutes and 18 seconds, Japanese)
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A bonus for you, the coupon mojwoktofmlbtyghgz0lya8ldeq73en3 gives a 10% discount on Depositfiles 6-months and 1-years accounts. )

Or you can also use the Alternative :
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Song of the Faerie – Whisper Temptation, by Neitifasu
(CV Kotone Akatsuki)

A fairy that calls you “onii-chan!” wants you to cum inside her. This has a left ear and right ear whisper track to help you fall asleep after ejaculating. I dunno whether this is right or not, I’ve never listened to it, just going off what DLsite says (but as I point out below that’s not always correct)…

Note: This isn’t label has hypnosis, but it’s pretty relaxing and feels like it is hypnosis. I almost tranced to it.

This has no CG (except this single image below), but does include the script.

Download the Free Hentai Audio in a Zip file
(37 MB, 34 minutes and 50 seconds with only one ear,
40 minutes and 19 seconds with both ears, Japanese)
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A bonus for you, the coupon mojwoktofmlbtyghgz0lya8ldeq73en3 gives a 10% discount on Depositfiles 6-months and 1-years accounts. )

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Seduction Blowjob – Succubus Queen and Loli Prisoner, by Neitifasu
(CV Yukako Maeno)

This is a two for one special! First you get blown by a succubus hell bent on stealing all of your cum! Then you get blown by a loli (who calls you “onii-chan”, I’m starting to think they aren’t calling you “older brother”, but rather “young man of older age”) who’s in jail and has a giant rack, therefore making her NOT a loli! (I’ve decided to post the image because she doesn’t look underage at all, but what do you guys think?)

Also includes the images posted below, just super-sized,  as well as the script.

Supposedly a succubus. Supposedly a loli.

Download the Free Hentai Audio in a Zip file
(95 MB, Both: 1 hour, 39 minutes and 31 seconds,
Succubus Queen: 59 minutes and 30 seconds,
Loli Prisoner: 40 minutes and 00 seconds, Japanese)
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A bonus for you, the coupon mojwoktofmlbtyghgz0lya8ldeq73en3 gives a 10% discount on Depositfiles 6-months and 1-years accounts. )

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Stereophonic Girl 2 – Let’s Go to the Library with Senpai!, ShuminoSounds
(Non-erotic, ASMR) (CV Raruna Kakei)

You have a date with an upperclassmen in the library, but she barely talks. Seems like she’s more interested in doing her homework than hanging out with you… If you have ever listened to an ASMR track on Youtube you’ll know what that basically means. A bunch of sounds (like pages of books turning, pencil scrapings, breathing and whatnot) that help you to relax.

Note: The second file is in there twice. This is because one is in the left ear and the other is in the right ear (in other words, you can pick which side of you she sits on).

Does not include any CGs (aside from this single image below which wasn’t even in the download, I had to save the image from DLsite’s website…) or scripts (but she BARELY talks anyway, so it wouldn’t even be useful anyhow).

Download the Free Hentai Audio in a Zip file
(73 MB, 23 minutes and 49 seconds with only one ear,
41 minutes and 20 seconds with both ears, Japanese)
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A bonus for you, the coupon mojwoktofmlbtyghgz0lya8ldeq73en3 gives a 10% discount on Depositfiles 6-months and 1-years accounts. )

Or you can also use the Alternative :
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Whisper To Me: Hypnosis and Sleepy Audio, by whip!
(Non-erotic, Hypnosis) (CVs Momoka Yuzuki and Izumi Kamikaze)

The description of this on DLSite is completely wrong. It says it involves masturbating, but it’s rated G! That makes no sense at all! Got the Jap DLSite translated and it turns out the English version is just wrong. There’s nothing erotic in this at all, it’s just a regular hypnosis session where your (loli, I guess?) childhood friends help you to fall asleep (so if you’ve ever listened to softly spoken things on Youtube to help you relax and fall asleep, this is TOTALLY for you. The first time listened to it, I almost passed on my keyboard.)

Includes two different versions, I’m not sure what the difference is. As far as I can tell, you’re supposed to listen to the hypnosis section first, followed by the longer file that helps you sleep. You’re supposed to use the hypnosis and sleep file that corresponds with each other. (IE, 70% with 70% and 100% with 100%, but I’m not sure what the difference between the two is at all…) No CGs, scripts or anything else, though.

????????????? = Hypnosis section
?? = Sleep section

 The same image without all of the text... And a hell of a lot larger.

Download the Free Hentai Audio in a Zip file
(89 MB, each version is 47 minutes and 34 seconds, Japanese)
(please, is there a chance you can use the depositfiles link ? That will generate a tiny bonus for me, thank you very much if that’s possible for you ! 🙂
A bonus for you, the coupon mojwoktofmlbtyghgz0lya8ldeq73en3 gives a 10% discount on Depositfiles 6-months and 1-years accounts. )

Or you can also use the Alternative :
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Some of these files kept failing to upload. So if you download one and it is corrupt, let me know. I tried fixing them, but they could still be corrupt and have the right file size.

And now for a handy-dandy guide for understanding the important parts.

sugoi = amazing
kikuza = anus / asshole
denbu / ketsu / oshiri = ass / butt
sutte = breathe in
itte (sp?) = breathe out
kuritori = clit / clitoris
iku / shasei = cumming / ejaculating
Kimochi ii = feels good
shiko shiko/onani = jerk(jack)ing off / masturbation / wanking
chu / kisu = kiss
(o)chinchin/ chinko / chin(m)po = penis
(o)manko = pussy
seieki / seishi / samen = seman

In unrelated news, no one guessed I bought OCD and OMD! I would’ve totally give that person a month of Gold from DF! Actually, no one commented on my last post at all! D: