HurpDurp has returned once again to give your ears pleasure.

So… The external HDD I bought to back up my data on was a bust. I need to go get it replaced :( This is pushing all of my plans back D:

So the audios this time are all just erotic, nothing non-erotic or hypnosis. However, I really wanna make a HYPNOSIS ONLY FINAL DESTINATION and I’m hoping you guys request some more hypno so I can! I currently have three so if I can get just two more I’ll enough for a whole post. So suggest some please!

By the way, do you guys care about the “no sound effect versions” and/or the “sound effect versions”? Because if you don’t, I’m gonna stop including them. It’ll really save on bandwidth for all of us.

Don’t like audios? Scroll down for some ecchi incestuous manga!

If your request isn’t on here and I responded to your post, I didn’t have enough time to listen to, review and upload it. All of the remaining request I have are long as fuck audios (up to 3 bloody hours!), so they tend to suck away all of my time (and cum – I can’t really do it multiple times… It starts to hurt…). Maybe next time… If I didn’t respond to your post OR add your request to the list of requests in the second comment on this page, then I never saw your request (or I forgot about it, that’s happened too) and you should probably re-request it :V

NOW REMEMBER, ALL OF THESE ARE COMPLETELY IN JAPANESE, IF YOU DON’T KNOW JAPANESE YOU PROBABLY WILL HAVE A DIFFICULT TIME UNDERSTANDING IT. I’VE WATCHED ENOUGH HENTAI ANIME TO UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANT WORDS SO I CAN AT LEAST GET OFF WITH IT, BUT YOU MAY NOT HAVE AS MUCH SUCCESS AS I DO!

Also, these HAVE Japanese text in the file names. If you’re having trouble playing the files or seeing the text, I recommend switching your computer’s locale to Japanese and/or install the East Asian Language Pack. This is different for every operating system, so you’ll have to Google for directions on how to do this yourself.

I hear people use them as background music when reading to h-manga, if you’re having trouble visualizing what is happening in the scenario you could try using it for that. Personally I listen to the recordings blindfolded and try to imagine the things happening in the recording are happening to me. Sometimes I actually do feel like something is touching me (and it’s not me, because I listen to these with my hands away from my penis).

Also, some of these might be a wee bit loud. So watch out if you’re in an area where you don’t want other people hearing what you’re doing to.

Note: Even if you don’t like something, you should still download it. I plan on eventually purchasing files myself, so all the money I make from downloads will go towards future purchases! And click the images too! Despite how redundant it is, Imagetwist is a site that pays really well. Besides, you may actually like it and not even realize it! That’s totally happened to me multiple times already.

This is also why I’m recording all of the audios I don’t have that you guys are requesting too. I may get it later in the future at some point when someone randomly shares it on the Internet, or I may just buy it myself.

Oh, and whenever possible please DON’T download using Depositfiles. I realize most of you download from there, and I appreciate the fact that you may have gotten a Gold account either from Oliver or myself, but downloading from there isn’t helping me fund my future purchases at all because Depositfiles stopped affiliating with Americans (which is what I am, if you couldn’t tell from my writing). Because of this, I’ve moved Depositfiles to “Mirror #3″. If you want to not help me share the care, you can download using the Depositfiles link on “Mirror #3″. The main download link is now Uploaded.net.

Also, if I said something sucks, you should download it anyway. Aside from the above reasons of me getting money = buying stuff to share, just because I don’t like something doesn’t mean you won’t like it. Sometimes I’m off-putted by the voice, which other people may find arousing and I’ve been going through some shit and I’m sick quite a bit so my judgement may be clouded…

If you have any problems extracting things, just rename the files to something like “1″. Due to some requests by people, I was forced to include better names on the file names which causes some of the folders to be too long to extract… I’m sorry, but I gave in to the peer pressure of 2 people :(

And without further ado…

Female Strategist Cecilia – War Captive Lust Slave, by hell dorado
(Shota) (CV: Rei Tsukimiya)

Requested by Monster-Girl Lover and heroLuka… I think?

You know how the last hell dorado file involved fucking a little girl (who was a succubus)? Well this time you’re the underage person getting fucked!

This was nice. After making out with some girl who’s apparently named Cecilia (which sounds more like a blow job than kissing), you get instructed to jerk off to her (or she’s jerking you off, I can’t really tell). She then eats up all the ejaculate and starts blowing you.

Next she fucks you and you cum inside her a bunch of times while you were supposed to be taking a bath.

And the last recording her voice suddenly goes from being a little girl’s to an older woman’s. She then titty fucks and blows you. At the very end (as the recording is fading out), she sticks you in her vagina and you start to have sex.

This includes versions with or without sound effects, a version of the 3rd recording without reverberation (whatever the fuck that means :V), a CG set (WHICH I CAN INCLUDE BECAUSE THIS ISN’T RORI, FUCK YEAHA), some sort of HTML thing much like that Sayaka CG thing I posted a while ago.

Download the Free Hentai Audio in a Zip file
(295 MB, Both versions are 1 hour, 15 minutes and 45 seconds, Japanese)

Or you can also use the Alternative :
Zip Mirror #1 – or – Zip Mirror #2 – or – Zip Mirror #3

The Erotic Landlady Seduces You, by ajaib suara
(CV: Momoko Sumikawa)

Requested by Knine.

DLsite listed this as a “predictable story”, but fuck that. This shit was hot as fuck.

I listened to this along time ago, around when it came out. I really enjoyed it, so I recommended it to someone in the comments here, who then asked me to post it. This was like 5 months ago, but here it is none the less! Sorry, I forgot! I was rechecking all of the old pages to find all of the product numbers for stuff I previously said I did have and saw this request! D:

This one is different. You know how there’s either talking or blowjobs? Ajaib was like “screw that noise, let’s do both at the same time!” and so this happened. What does that mean? It’s actually quite brilliant, basically YOU CAN HEAR HER FUCKING THOUGHTS. Holy shit! And the sound effects in are still going on because she didn’t have to stop blowing you to talk! Yay~!

I really like the voice too, it’s not too loud but she’s not whispering. It’s really calming and really erotic at the same time. She even thinks using the same low voice! Kawaii~~~

I’m not entirely sure what’s happening in the first scene. I think she’s cumming and you aren’t, but I’m not sure. She says “onani” but I’m not sure if she’s masturbating or if you’re figuring her. Either way it’s hot as fuck. In the next recording, I don’t think you’re cumming either. As far as I can tell, she’s making out with you the whole 22 minutes. She cums again, but I believe you’re left with blue balls once more. That fucking cock tease! Wait! She’s finally taking my pants off in number 4! OHMAHGAWDOHMAHGAWD. SHE’S BLOWING IT! OHMAHGAWDOHMAHGAWDOHMAHGAWD. I can die happ- What!? Why are you stopping?! What the fu- huh? Why is my dick so warm all of a sudde- Oh, I see. Yeah, so instead of an oral cumshot you get a vaginal cumshot. The end. There’s a 7 minute long omake that seems to include the same thing as the 24:24 recording before it.

So yeah, this one is over nine thousand times more erotic than “The Sensual Rural Girl Has Come to Seduce You“. (Which is technically a sequel to this.)

Includes the below images in JPG/PNG format with or without text and the scripts for all of last two audios in this series but NOT this one.

Same image, just slightly larger and no text.

Download the Free Hentai Audio in a Zip file
(72 MB, 1 hour, 21 minutes and 16 seconds,, Japanese)

Or you can also use the Alternative :
Zip Mirror #1 – or – Zip Mirror #2 – or – Zip Mirror #3

Mischief of the Slightly Lovesick Sister, by ajaib suara
(CV: Biyori Koharu)

Requested by Knine and Vortex.

Hmm… This recording is hard to review. I liked some of the recordings (the blow job and the sex when she wasn’t making out with you), but the other parts were kind of boring and made me lose my erection.

So… Yeah, I’m not sure how to rate or, hell, what to even say about this at all. Apparently the one requester (Knine) found it online himself and he said he enjoyed, so…

Same image, just slightly larger and no text.

Download the Free Hentai Audio in a Zip file
(85 MB, 1 hour, 34 minutes and 30 seconds,, Japanese)

Or you can also use the Alternative :
Zip Mirror #1 – or – Zip Mirror #2 – or – Zip Mirror #3

Cool, Cute, Unlucky Succubus, by megamisoft
(CV: Phan Masaki)

Requested by DevoSwat and uey111.

A succubus rings your door ball and convinces you into letting her stay there (read, uses hypnotism on you). After walking around your room for a bit, she sucks all of the cum out of your dick. Then she jerks you off and blows you again to clean you off.

This next scene is a bit weird. I could be inferring it wrong, but it seems the succubus character is supposed to be reading a script from a scene of your favorite eroge (you can even hear her turning the pages, and stuttering on a word she wasn’t sure how to pronounce). First she grinds on you, then I believe she starts stroking you. Towards the middle of this recording, she starts counting you down to orgasm. Oh man, I love countdowns. Of course as we all know, eroge sex scenes last for 9 hours so she obviously wants to keep going (I’m fairly certain she stopped reading the script by this point, however). So after hypnotizing you, she starts eating your penis until you cum down her throat.

Now you’re probably wonder “where the fuck is the sex already”? Well, it’s in the fifth audio! (The fourth is just her talking in your ear for 3 minutes.) After talking and making out for a bit, she finally sticks it in! And then even though it’s your first time and you’re doing it raw, you somehow last 20 minutes and explode all up inside her vagina as she’s cumming at the same time. Makes sense. I almost did too actually, I felt like I was about to cum… if it only lasted two minutes longer or if she had said “daisuki” more than once. :( (I guess because I’ve never had it happen to be before, hearing a girl tell me that she likes/loves me makes me rather aroused.)

I could be wrong, but I believe the next two are just omakes since they are slightly different. The first one is a blow job, but it starts up mid-blowing. The second seems to be a mutual masturbation session.

There are sound effects in this (there’s also a version without sound effects however). The door opening and closing and the hypnotism ones scared the shit out of me. In addition to the handjob, intercourse and ejaculation sfxs, there were also sound effects for when she’s interacting with objects around the apartment, such as opening a drawer or laying down on the bed.

The three scenes that have the hypnotism/brainwashing/whatever you wanna fucking call it also have “high quality” versions of the audios. I included them because they didn’t add too many extra MB.

Although the image clearly looks like that of a loli succubus, Phan Masaki used a voice that sounds like that of someone who’s at least 20 orso. I was a tad upset by this because I thoroughly enjoy Phan Masaki’s loli voice (which may or may not have been the first Japanese audio I ever listened to), but that in one diminished the experience for me.

Slightly longer image. Smaller version of the previous image.

Download the Free Hentai Audio in a Zip file
(158 MB, Both versions: ~1 hour, 36 minutes and 48 seconds, Japanese)

Or you can also use the Alternative :
Zip Mirror #1 – or – Zip Mirror #2 – or – Zip Mirror #3

Lovemaking with the Elf at the Hot Spring Inn, by Ear Healing
(CV: Phan Masaki)

Requested by Alto.

And now for something completely different. Elf fucking! I’ve posted ghosts, succubi and fairies before, but never have I seen an elf recording until recently.

Anyway, I didn’t like this that much. Not enough sounds and dirty words in my opinion. And there are long gaps between the naughty parts and at times her loud screeching is just too loud, even for Phan Masaki. I couldn’t really tell what was going on, either. I know the first ejaculation happens in her mouth, but before that I was pretty sure all you were doing was making out (but she did say “shiko shiko” once). Then suddenly you’re cumming down her throat. Wut. There’s a quick vaginal ejaculation scene at the end too.

Download the Free Hentai Audio in a Zip file
(67 MB, 32 minutes and 5 seconds, Japanese)

Or you can also use the Alternative :
Zip Mirror #1 – or – Zip Mirror #2 – or – Zip Mirror #3

Keywords (which may or may not be right, can someone who actually knows Japanese check them for me?):

sugoi = amazing (usually used in reference to the size of your penis or cum load, but may also be used during intercourse to describe how it feels)
kikuza = anus / asshole
denbu / ketsu / oshiri = ass / butt
iki wo su / suikomu / sutte = breathe in
haite / iki wo haku / iki wo hakidasu / itte = breathe out
kuritori = clit / clitoris
osujiru / sei / seieki / seishi / sa(a)men / zaamen = cum / ejaculate / semen / sperm (you get the fucking picture)
iku / shasei = cumming / ejaculating
denki massaaji / shindouko / shindoushi / baibureetaa = electric massager / vibrator
kimochi ii = feels good
shiko shiko/onani = jerk(jack)ing off / masturbation / wanking
chu / kisu = kiss
paizuri = mammary intercourse / titty-fucking
(o)chinchin / chinko / chin(m)po = penis
(o)manko = pussy

If anyone knows of any more I should add, do tell.

Let me know if any of the downloads are broken. Sometimes the upload fails and I can’t tell without downloading it and checking, which is a bit difficult to do when you don’t have a premium account for each site you use.

And don’t forget to read the first and second comments!!!