Yahoo! HurpDurp here~! Let’s do a quick update in case you didn’t see it yet:

I got my new battery for my Zune, so I’m good to go with audios that last longer than an hour now! JobT (you may remember him from such things as COMMISSION A SHIT TON OF MANGA, HOLY FUCK DUDE) was nice enough to send me 8 bucks to buy it. So I did. Woo. However, the screws that close the thing are stripped so I cannot put them back in. I tried to find a store that sold them, but had no luck. If anyone happens to know the size let me know, then I’ll be able to just order them online most likely.

Next up: Last Tuesday, I uploaded a random drama CD that went along with a tankōbon that Oliver shared. I’ve now listened to that myself and came a bazillion times. Also, I’ve written up my review of it or whatever. You can see it on the original post Oliver made OR at the bottom of this post~! (I’ve also reuploaded it with both in one package, which I was unable to do before because me and Ollie were doing that at the same exact time.)

Finally: If you didn’t see it last week, I started using some new web hosts. Let me know if any/all/none of them work for you.

Note: This post contains a hypnosis session, which also comes with a non-erotic version.

If your request isn’t on here and I responded to your post, I didn’t have enough time to listen to, review and upload it. All of the remaining request I have are long as fuck audios (up to 3 bloody hours!), so they tend to suck away all of my time (and cum – I can’t really do it multiple times… It starts to hurt…). Maybe next time… If I didn’t respond to your post OR add your request to the list of requests in the second comment on this page, then I never saw your request (or I forgot about it, that’s happened too) and you should probably re-request it :V

NOW REMEMBER, ALL OF THESE ARE COMPLETELY IN JAPANESE, IF YOU DON’T KNOW JAPANESE YOU PROBABLY WILL HAVE A DIFFICULT TIME UNDERSTANDING IT. I’VE WATCHED ENOUGH HENTAI ANIME TO UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANT WORDS SO I CAN AT LEAST GET OFF WITH IT, BUT YOU MAY NOT HAVE AS MUCH SUCCESS AS I DO!

Also, these HAVE Japanese text in the file names. If you’re having trouble playing the files or seeing the text, I recommend switching your computer’s locale to Japanese and/or install the East Asian Language Pack. This is different for every operating system, so you’ll have to Google for directions on how to do this yourself. Also, 7zip can’t display Japanese characters sometimes, so I recommend you install Winrar.

I hear people use them as background music when reading to h-manga, if you’re having trouble visualizing what is happening in the scenario you could try using it for that. Personally, I listen to the recordings blindfolded and try to imagine the things happening in the recording are happening to me. Sometimes I actually do feel like something is touching me (and it’s not me, because I listen to these with my hands away from my penis unless I’m specifically told to be touching myself).

Also, some of these might be a wee bit loud. So watch out if you’re in an area where you don’t want other people hearing what you’re doing to. Never listen to the hypnosis recordings while driving or doing anything other than masturbating. You could pass out or something.

Note: Even if you don’t like something, you should still download it. I plan on eventually purchasing files myself, so all the money I make from downloads will go towards future purchases! And click the images too! Despite how redundant it is, Imagetwist is a site that pays really well. Besides, you may actually like it and not even realize it! That’s totally happened to me multiple times already. This is also why I’m recording all of the audios I don’t have that you guys are requesting too. I may get it later in the future at some point when someone randomly shares it on the Internet, or I may just buy it myself if it seems really relevant to my interests (which MOST are).

Oh, and whenever possible please DON’T download using Depositfiles. I realize most of you download from there, and I appreciate the fact that you may have gotten a Gold account either from Oliver or myself, but downloading from there isn’t helping me fund my future purchases at all because Depositfiles stopped affiliating with Americans (which is what I am, if you couldn’t tell from my writing). Because of this, I’ve moved Depositfiles to “Mirror #4″. If you want to not help me share the care, you can download using the Depositfiles link on “Mirror #4″. The main download link is now Uploaded.net.

Also, I occasionally mention having a “hands-free orgasm”. That means I had an orgasm without touching myself. Keep in mind an orgasm and an ejaculation are TWO completely different things. You can have an orgasm and not ejaculate, you can have an ejaculation and not have an orgasm, you could have both or even neither! The orgasm is the part that makes it feel really good, the ejaculation is the sperm that comes out. I highly recommend attempting it, they feel simply amazing. Usually I just have to stroke like two times to have a massive ejaculation if I have a hands-free orgasm.

If you have any problems extracting things, just rename the files to something like “1″. Due to some requests by people, I was forced to include better names on the file names which causes some of the folders to be too long to extract… I’m sorry, but I gave in to the peer pressure of 2 people :(

And without further ado…

Drowsy Allure – Sweet Dream, by Daretoku Saimin Seisakujo
(Hypnosis, Erotic AND non-erotic versions) (CV: Yuu Shimotsuki)

Requested by ElPalomalo.

Note: I listened to this while I had my ear infection I was talking about last time. Suprisingly, I didn’t feel or hear a thing while listening to this.

So this is a bit different. It has many different files.

1) THREE different 30 minute non-erotic file. They all have different lenghts, but I’m pretty sure they’re the exact same thing. I dunno…
2) The “real” one incorporates the above files and adds an additional 60 minutes. The first thirty minutes are the induction from above, but then leads into “ecchi” stuff that should cause a hands-free orgasm. There are no sound effects or sex, it’s just her talking. She doesn’t even say any dirty words, but somehow it’s just so goddamn hot. Also, there’s a count down. I don’t get why those work so well on me. I can be flaccid as *insert some object that could be used as a good simile here* at the start and get instantly to the almost point of ejaculating by the time she says 0. And, yes, I had a hands free orgasm from this. It’s seriously fucking hot. BUT THERE’S MORE! A couple of seconds later, she gives you paizuri fallatio, which is kinda hot too. Why? Because she fucking counts down with your dick in her mouth. Holy shit balls. Yes, this has 2 ejaculations and 2 count downs.

So I actually listened to all of these. In fact I listened to the 1:30 file TWICE. Why? Because the first one was broken.. it was actually a bit difficult to tell, because it seems like she stuttered and misspoke a couple of times, so when the mistakes started happening and didn’t even pay no mind to it. When the file prematurely ended (it reached the end before she wakes you up), that’s how I knew the file was corrupted. The damnedest thing is the corrupted file STILL made me have a hands-free orgasm, however I was unaware of the sex scene next so I jerked off and had an ejaculation and then listened to the remainder of the file expecting to get an awakener any second… 30 minutes go by and then file ends :<

When I found an uncorrupted version and listened to it again, I had another hands-free orgasm during the first hour and almost had another during the blowjob titty-fuck. Sadly, the first one was a bit too powerful so I knocked myself somewhat out of trance and later got a cramp in my leg just before the countdown. I still came pretty easily (and hard) when I shiko-shiko’d tho. It was that many shikos… two.

This file isn’t meant to actually be awakened from (it’s supposed to help you sleep), but there is an awakener (only one, it’s in the main dir with the one and a half hour recording). I’ve named it “Awakener” and added “4″ as the track number so it’s ALWAYS the last file to play no matter which set you use. Also, the sleeping files do really work. I got tired as shit listened to those. It’s no wonder I had such an enjoyable experience and came so much, I was really fucking out of it. Also, the voice actress is really good. Her voice is so calming and erotic at the same exact time. It’s no wonder I liked Stereo Voice Erotique.

TL;DR: Recommended, adding her to my top 5 seiyuus etcetcetc. It’s no wonder ElPalomalo loves her voice.

Comes with the script and a bunch of pictures, including a wallpaper.

Download the Free Hentai Audio in a Zip file
(168 MB, Erotic: 1 hour, 20 minutes and 6 seconds,
Non-Erotic Versions: About 32 minutes, Japanese)

Or you can also use the Alternative :
Zip Mirror #1 – or – Zip Mirror #2 – or – Zip Mirror #3 – or – Zip Mirror #4

Catholic Nun’s Fellatio, by PitoN Works
(CV: Sayuri Misaki)

Requested by Devspar_Zero.

This contains four separate scenes on four different MP3s, but they’re all under 7 minutes long. Also, the white noise from Cum Inside Me is back. I think she has a shitty mic, and Pito just doesn’t give a fuck enough to correct the audio quality before releasing it. Some times it sounds like she’s too far away from the microphone and there’s this really loud sound in the four recording I have no fucking clue what is.

Sadly I didn’t find this one as enjoyable as Too Hawt BJs or Cum Inside Me. It could barely cause me to get an erection, let alone keep it once I got it. You’re welcome to try, but it just wasn’t erotic enough for me. Also, I don’t understand why a nun would be blowing me anyway. Is the devil inside me and the only way to get him out is through my cock? If that’s the case, then why is she swallowing the semen!? Wouldn’t that just cause the devil to go inside her?! SO MANY UNANSWERED QUESTIONS!!!

Download the Free Hentai Audio in a Zip file
(17 MB, 25 minutes and 13 seconds, Japanese)

Or you can also use the Alternative :
Zip Mirror #1 – or – Zip Mirror #2 – or – Zip Mirror #3 – or – Zip Mirror #4

Summon Sisters – San-nin no Imouto no Ha-Ji-Me-Te, by A water flea
(Loli? Blondy looks a little underage /v/annage) (CV: Phan Masaki, Kanari Kanzaki and Yuka Kanematsu)

Requested by Fern.

I think I’ve made a new discovery: I like Phan Masaki more when it’s an audio she didn’t write herself. Her acting wasn’t erotic and she kept talking instead of doing stuff through the whole paizuri/blowjob, so it was kind of boring. :(

Luckily this recording had two other seiyuus participating/being paid to act. The best one was Kanari Kanzaki’s, desite how short it was (exactly 8 minutes) and her mic being a piece of shit. It was just really erotic for some reason. Also, she takes a creampie. Yuka Kanematsu’s is the longest, because she not only tittyfuck blows you, but you also get to pop a nut in her vag as well. Also, I really liked her voice as well. It sounds familiar and I can’t figure out why.

Kind of surprised the longest audio wasn’t Phan Masaki’s, considering Mizinko is her circle.

This comes with the script, a bunch of different images, cropped audios with just some sounds and talking AND the audios in two different formats. The first being each scene as it’s own track and a second that combines everything into ONE FULL track for each seiyuu.

Download the Free Hentai Audio in a Zip file
(203 MB, Kanari Kanzaki’s: 8 minutes,
Phan Masaki’s: 27 minutes and 26 seconds,
Yuka Kanematsu’s: 33 minutes and 34 seconds, Japanese)

Or you can also use the Alternative :
Zip Mirror #1 – or – Zip Mirror #2 – or – Zip Mirror #3 – or – Zip Mirror #4

I’m Forced To Give Blowjobs Even Though I Hate You – Don’t Cum Inside Me! – Vol.2, by PitoN Works
(CV: Momoka Yuzuki)

Requested by Fern.

Remember Cum Inside Me Vol.1 (which I just mentioned)? Well now it’s back with Don’t Cum Inside Me! No one requested any of the other Cum Inside Me’s or Don’t Cum Inside Me’s (I’m fairly certain I have them all) The first recording seems to be making or something and the seconds is a blowjob that gets really hot towards the end (sounds like she’s gagging) The third is intercourse and by the sound of it you popped her cherry. Despite her constantly telling you not to cum inside her and you do in track three, she still blows you in recording four. This was actually seriously hot. I almost had a hands free orgasm. If only it had been a few minutes long (it was the longest recording in the whole thing though)…

By the way, she barely talks at all in this EVEN in the scene where her mouth isn’t blocked by a cock. If you’re one of those guys who likes those recordings without Japanese, you might enjoy this. I don’t like those recordings, but I still enjoyed this nonetheless. I still liked Cum Inside Me Vol.1 more all around, however.

Download the Free Hentai Audio in a Zip file
(29 MB, 41 minutes and 27 seconds, Japanese)

Or you can also use the Alternative :
Zip Mirror #1 – or – Zip Mirror #2 – or – Zip Mirror #3 – or – Zip Mirror #4

A Christmas Wish of Slightly Naughty Twin Sisters (Twin Sister 6), by ajaib suara
(CVs: Nanako Igarashi and Kotomi Kinari)

OH SHIT, A NEW CHAPTER IN THIS AWESOME SERIES? HNNNNNNNNG.

I’ve decided to try romanizing their names finally. Just so you know: Right ear = Shouko, Left ear = Kyouko

They’re back~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~! And now they’re ready for some Christmas ecchi fun! Maybe my Christmas wouldn’t have been so shitty if I had listened to this on that day. Oh well.

First up is a making out and finger banging session. Each girl takes turns. They’re trolling you into going to a Christmas Party with them, if you go you’ll ge to fuck! So obviously you go… which leads to creampies everywhere in the next recording! Well, at least Kyouko’s mouth. Yeah, it’s a blowjob scene from just the one girl. Shouko’s doing SOMETHING though. I’m just not sure. She’s either making out with you, licking your asshole or licking her sister. I didn’t hear any words I recognized. I think it’s taking place in a bath, there’s kind of an echo going on. At the end, the girls make out with each other so they can share your seieki with each other. Now that we’re all cleaned up we get to fuck right!? THEN WHY ARE YOU FUCKING EACH OTHER INSTEAD OF ME? D: The next scene is about the sisters engaging in yuri sex cosplaying as Santa. Eventually you start having sex with Kyouko, while Shouko teases her sister so that she cums quicker and she can get your prick faster. Kyouko returns the favor by sucking Shouko’s tits when it’s her turn. At some point Kyouko gets on top of her sister so you can have sex with and cum on both their pussies at the same time. In my opinion, it was pretty fucking hot.

And that ends this story. Next is the first off two omakes. The first is Shouko’s, Kyouko is randomly there are the beginning, but she eventually leaves and you get to have sex with just Shouko. After she sucks your nipples and gives you a blowjob that is nowhere near as hot as Kyouko’s (and there wasn’t even a cumshot) you have sex with her and she fucking screams (and talks during it). The next stars only Kyouko in the bath giving you a hot as fuck BJ (with a cumshot) and then having sex. She does not talking during any of the sex stuff, neither the BJ nor intercourse. The intercourse is pretty boring, though.

This seemed shorter than the previous volumes, even though it wasn’t. There were also Christmas songs played occasionally during it.

Random note: This actually has a review on the English DLsite. One of very few audios that actually has one, so I recommend you go read it~! That guy has reviewed several other audios (include some I’ve posted), so you might wanna read them all. Maybe you’ll like what he says and wanna request them!

Includes the images below in PNG format and the scripts for the past 5 recordings, but NOT this one.

Oh, and guess what? She totally randomly says “imouto” FOR NO REASON AT ALL one single f-ing time in this recording again.

Want the rest of the series? Get them there.

The same image, just slightly bigger and doesn't have the text.

Download the Free Hentai Audio in a Zip file
(73 MB, 1 hour, 18 minutes and 02 seconds, Japanese)

Or you can also use the Alternative :
Zip Mirror #1 – or – Zip Mirror #2 – or – Zip Mirror #3 – or – Zip Mirror #4

Ohtomo Takuji, Idol Sister and Drama CD

Holy shit. This was seriously awesome. My only complaints were that some of the words are censored (which was really just “pussy”) and that some things said in the audio weren’t actually in the scanlation (BUT the drama is based off the tankōbon, so it’s possible those were added in the tankōbon version – the current available scanlation uses the magazine scans), otherwise this was outstanding. Even more so because I actually know what they are saying on thanks to the scanlation!

This has sound effects for EVERYTHING. Walking, removing clothing, fucking, cumming, an effect that makes it sound like they are talking through a mic when they’re supposed to be talking through mics… Even people in the background making noise.

The voice actors are really talented as well (and they sound familiar, especially the main male lead). They can moan and sing at the same fucking time! It even comes with the song they sing throughout the whole thing even while fucking (and it has an instrumental version too)!

I hope this gets adapted into an anime, despite it’s taboo (incest, loli) content; and if it does, it keeps the same seiyuu. That would be so fucking awesome. Usually a drama CD comes then an animoo, so it really does have a pretty good chance if the tankōbon and CD sold well enough.

Note: All I did was repack the manga with the Drama CD. Oliver and I shared the manga and CD separately on the 29th, so you can go here to get either if don’t want to download both at the same time.

I had another image to upload, but it was too large for ImageTwist LOL

Download the Free Hentai Manga and Audio in a Zip file
(224 MB, Manga: 187 pictures, English)
Audio: 1 hour and 48 seconds, Japanese)

Or you can also use the Alternative :
Zip Mirror #1 – or – Zip Mirror #2 – or – Zip Mirror #3 – or – Zip Mirror #4

The manga is really awesome as well, so if you haven’t read it/listened to it yet, now’s your chance! Here are some preview images to help you decide:

Keywords (which may or may not be right, can someone who actually knows Japanese check them for me?):

sugoi = amazing (usually used in reference to the size of your penis or cum load, but may also be used during intercourse to describe how it feels)
kikuza = anus / asshole
denbu / ketsu / oshiri = ass / butt
kintama = balls / testicles
iki wo su / suikomu / sutte = breathe in
haite / iki wo haku / iki wo hakidasu / itte = breathe out
kuritori = clit / clitoris
(o)chinchin / chinko / chin(m)po = cock / dick / penis / etc
osujiru / sei / seieki / seishi / sa(a)men / zaamen = cum / ejaculate / semen / sperm (you get the fucking picture)
iku / shasei = cumming / ejaculating
akagai / akai uma / asoko / (o)manko = cunt / pussy / vagina
denki massaaji / shindouko / shindoushi / baibureetaa = electric massager / vibrator
kimochi ii = feels good
shiko shiko/onani = jerk(jack)ing off / masturbation / wanking
chu / kisu = kiss
paizuri = mammary intercourse / titty-fucking
nuide = naked / nude / undress
chikubi = nipples
ao-kan = outdoor fucking

If anyone knows of any more I should add, do tell.

You can find a lot more here.

Let me know if any of the downloads are broken. Sometimes the upload fails and I can’t tell without downloading it and checking, which is a bit difficult to do when you don’t have a premium account for each site you use.

And don’t forget to read the first and second comments!!!