Can I stop saying I’m HurpDurp yet? I would think by now people know I’m the one posting these

Well, whatever. Today I bring you 5 new audios (only four are pictured here, cuz one is loli so I had to scrap the image – it’s also the only hypnosis audio too)

BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE!!! I’ve finally got Oliver (because I don’t have that ability :<) to make me a poll for whether or not I should include the non-sound effect versions of audios. Why would I like to do this? Because it doubles the size of the files, and if no one is even using them, what’s the point of including 200+ extra MB? Complete waste of both of our bandwidth, not to mention HDD space and the fact that double the file size means it’d take doubly as long to download.

Regarding audios, which do you prefer :

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For those of you don’t know what that means : Sometimes (for instance, the second recording shared right here), the recordings have more sound effects in them than just sucking. I’ll assume you’ve had sex or at least seen a porno by now, so you should know when someone is fucking flesh against flesh makes a loud slapping sound, there are also other things like hymens being broken (all my hnnnng), or, hell, even the sound of the bed moving while you’re fucking. None of those would be in the “No Sound Effects Version”, that’s why I personally prefer the sound effect versions because it’s more immersive in my opinion. Granted, there are some sound effects that are out of place and some that are just downright hilarious. The greatest example of sound effects was the Drama CD for Idol Sister, that shit had them fucking everywhere. It did NOT include a version without the sound effects, however.

If you still don’t understand, or would like to make a comment of any kind about this, you’re welcome to do so in the comment box below.

I’m having problems with the hosts again, so trying out two new ones again. Vidpe died the day after I started using it and Filegag seems to always download an exe unless you go out of your way to get the direct URL by copy and pasting it into your browser address bar. So, fuck those shits. Any suggestions would be wonderful especially considering that NONE of the sites I currently still use (including the two I just added) help me fund purchases at all now ;~;

If your request isn’t on here and I responded to your post, I didn’t have enough time to listen to, review and upload it. All of the remaining request I have are long as fuck audios (up to 3 bloody hours!), so they tend to suck away all of my time (and cum – I can’t really do it multiple times… It starts to hurt…). Maybe next time… If I didn’t respond to your post OR add your request to the list of requests in the second comment on this page, then I never saw your request (or I forgot about it, that’s happened too) and you should probably re-request it :V


Also, these HAVE Japanese text in the file names. If you’re having trouble playing the files or seeing the text, I recommend switching your computer’s locale to Japanese and/or install the East Asian Language Pack. This is different for every operating system, so you’ll have to Google for directions on how to do this yourself. Also, 7zip can’t display Japanese characters sometimes, so I recommend you install Winrar.

I hear people use them as background music when reading to h-manga, if you’re having trouble visualizing what is happening in the scenario you could try using it for that. Personally, I listen to the recordings blindfolded and try to imagine the things happening in the recording are happening to me. Sometimes I actually do feel like something is touching me (and it’s not me, because I listen to these with my hands away from my penis unless I’m specifically told to be touching myself).

Also, some of these might be a wee bit loud. So watch out if you’re in an area where you don’t want other people hearing what you’re doing to. Never listen to the hypnosis recordings while driving or doing anything other than masturbating. You could pass out or something.

Note: Even if you don’t like something, you should still download it. I plan on eventually purchasing files myself, so all the money I make from downloads will go towards future purchases! And Click the images too! Despite how redundant it is, Imagetwist is a site that pays really well and currently the only one that still pays out to sites that still accept American traffic. Besides, you may actually like it and not even realize it! That’s totally happened to me multiple times already. This is also why I’m recording all of the audios I don’t have that you guys are requesting too. I may get it later in the future at some point when someone randomly shares it on the Internet, or I may just buy it myself if it seems really relevant to my interests (which MOST are).

Oh, and whenever possible please DON’T download using Depositfiles. I realize most of you download from there, and I appreciate the fact that you may have gotten a Gold account either from Oliver or myself, but downloading from there isn’t helping me fund my future purchases at all because Depositfiles stopped affiliating with Americans (which is what I am, if you couldn’t tell from my writing). Because of this, I’ve moved Depositfiles to “Mirror #4″. If you want to not help me share the care, you can download using the Depositfiles link on “Mirror #4″. The main download link is now

Also, I occasionally mention having a “hands-free orgasm”. That means I had an orgasm without touching myself. Keep in mind an orgasm and an ejaculation are TWO completely different things. You can have an orgasm and not ejaculate, you can have an ejaculation and not have an orgasm, you could have both or even neither! The orgasm is the part that makes it feel really good, the ejaculation is the sperm that comes out. I highly recommend attempting it, they feel simply amazing. Usually I just have to stroke like two times to have a massive ejaculation if I have a hands-free orgasm.

If you have any problems extracting things, just rename the files to something like “1″. Due to some requests by people, I was forced to include better names on the file names which causes some of the folders to be too long to extract… I’m sorry, but I gave in to the peer pressure of 2 people :(

And without further ado…

Master, Let Me Please You., by Pure Cherry
(CV: Nanako Igarashi)

Requested by K-nine.

Note: Everything in this is kissing, it’s almost impossible to actually tell the difference between a kiss and a blowjob. So I resorted to Google translating the file names for this and the next two. So just go with it, even if it’s wrong cuz it’s not my fault this time :(

Also, you may want to consider just listening to it without knowing what’s going on. I kind of ruined that with this one, but corrected it on the next two which is why I had better experiences in those, probably.

Kyouko is now cosplaying as a maid apparently. After making out with you for 10 minutes (tracks 2 and 3), she finally sticks it inside your ear. Her tongue, I mean. That’s because the two tracks seem to be those “ear (mimi) fellatio” recordings. Track 4 is the right ear and track 5 is the left ear. Pretty sure the script is the same for both. Hope I didn’t have an ear infection and she caught it! That’d suck :( Tracks 6 and 7 seems to be something rarely done in an audio – nipple sucking on a man. Track 8 is when the ecchi stuff finally starts with a blowjob… but it seems the only thing she’s sucking on are your testicles. Track 9 is apparently the REAL thing, that is to say she finally starts sucking your dick. Track 10 is apparently an omake for some reason despite there being “bonus” audios as well. Anyway… 10 is actual intercourse, you stick it inside and pump her vagina until you shoot deep into her. There ARE sound effects for the sexing. 11-13 are just 5 minute recordings of different types of blowjobs, none of them have ANY talking in them though.

Side note: She said “shiko shiko” (although, it sound more like she said “shiku shiku” tbh) at the end of track 0/1 (the introduction) and I don’t think I’ve ever head Igarashi-san say that before.

I didn’t find this arousing until half way through track 9, but by the time that track was over I had already lost the erection and I couldn’t get it back. I dunno, guess I didn’t like this that much.

Note: Number 2 and 3 are also on this post, scroll down for them. I also have volume 4, but no one requested it.

Download the Free Hentai Audio in a Zip file
(70 MB, 1 hour, 24 minutes and 36 seconds, Japanese)

Or you can also use the Alternative :
Zip Mirror #1 – or – Zip Mirror #2 – or – Zip Mirror #3 – or – Zip Mirror #4

Masochist Elder Sister Gratefully Tormented By Young Brother, by MooNSHINeR
(CV: An Koshino)

Requested by Wendel.

You take on the role of a sadistic younger brother, and make your older masochistic oneechan feel kimochi ii.

Before I start the review, I feel I should point out that I am most definitely a masochist myself. Therefore, I’d much rather be the one being tortured instead of being the one doing the torturing. I could possibly still get off at it, but you’d have to read the whole review to find out!

Welp, just like every other incest related masochism story about one sibling torturing the other, this starts out with the sadistic walking in on the masochist masturbating. Originality everywhere. The next scene takes place after dinner, you force your sister to apparently show you her tits so you can jerk off or something. Not satisfied yet, you’re now demand to have sex and it’s only the third recording! But she won’t do it… Not yet, at least. So instead you get a handjob. Of course, you end up raping her face before that track is even half over. Track 4 seems to continue face fucking, this time including her tits. 5 seems to be the reverse, in that you’re the one being face fucked (i.e., cunnilingus), but also get to hear her inner thoughts while she’s moaning away. At the end, I believe you use her tits to cum again. Track 6 seems to be about you cleaning her anus out with your cum, because your sister’s vagina is still off limits/it’s USELESS (Google translate the name of the track on DLsite, lol). It seems you’re both now addicted however, as you continue the anal creampie-ing (this time with slapping on her butt and clit) after getting a blowjob in the next track (7)  as well (and she asks for it herself)! Track 8 is a 69 recording, so you’re both fucking each others faces (it also has what she’s thinking again, but this one is different: she’s breathing heavily and even gets choked up in while sucking your cock. I thought that was weird… but rather hot, even her thoughts involve your penis now). Track 9 is just your sister teasing you, because she wants sex. Finally saying… she’ll fuck you with her vagina. In track 10, you’re getting your sister ready by fucking her tits and fingering her. In track 11, she returns the favor by blowing you and constantly mentioning the word “rape” (which I apparently have a fetish for because I oozed precum every time she said it). And now it’s time for you to cum deep inside your sister’s vagina. Twice. In track 12, apparently you tie her up and rape her to your heart’s content.

This was surprisingly more arousing than I expected it to be, I especially liked the blowjobs and sex scenes. I ended up cumming buckets at the end. This was probably due to the lack of anything actually involving sadomasochism until the last recording (which was still really hot, by the way), had it been more prevalent like that sadistic daughter one, I most likely would have been off-putted. Thankfully it wasn’t. Then again, a girl eating her own cum would be pretty hot. :V

Download the Free Hentai Audio in a Zip file
(386 MB, Both Versions About: 1 hour, 52 minutes and 55 seconds, Japanese)

Or you can also use the Alternative :
Zip Mirror #1 – or – Zip Mirror #2 – or – Zip Mirror #3 – or – Zip Mirror #4

Master, Let Me Please You -2-, by Pure Cherry
(CV: Nanako Igarashi)

Requested by K-nine.

Now let’s see if Pure Cherry made it any better this time…

After a short introduction, you and maido-san start making out with each other for about 12 or so minutes. According to the Japanese DLsite, next she starts licking the bottom of your right foot (recording 3) and left feet (recording 4), and then your right fingers (recording 5) and left fingers (recording 6). I’m not really sure how ANY of that is supposed to be erotic, but luckily this time she starts talking dirty during those redundant scenes. In recording 3 she kept saying “oppai” for some reason and in recording 5 she kept going on about your dick, her vagina and her clit, both of which got me aroused. To be honest, 6 sounds like a 69. She even says she cums, but after that “onani”. So maybe you’re supposed to be masturbating? I dunno, I wasn’t jerking off, but I was rather excited by the end of it. Also, I didn’t hear her say “seieki”.

Next up is the last one, which is where shit starts to get real. In recording 7, she’s licking INSIDE something… that is to say, your asshole. I’m fairly certain you ejaculate at the end, but I’m not sure if you’re supposed to be masturbating, if she’s jerking you off or if she stopped licking your butt and started licking your dick. Either way, I had an orgasm (which didn’t happen in the first one) so what the fuck ever.

I enjoyed this more than the first, for sure. I just wish I knew what was going on more than just the translation of the file names… also, would’ve been nice if they had dedicated blowjob and intercourse scenes like last time.

Also includes the image below without text all over it.

Note: I posted 1 earlier on this post, 3 is right below this. I also have 4, but no one requested it.

Download the Free Hentai Audio in a Zip file
(87 MB, 1 hour, 36 minutes and 52 seconds, Japanese)

Or you can also use the Alternative :
Zip Mirror #1 – or – Zip Mirror #2 – or – Zip Mirror #3 – or – Zip Mirror #4

Master, Let Me Please You -3-, by Pure Cherry
(CV: Nanako Igarashi)

Requested by Alto.

Well, Pure Cherry, I’ll be rather disappointed if this turns into shit again. It seems you now have two maids who both have the exact same voice… I wonder why.

So after another-another introduction where it sounds like your maid is putting you to sleep, your maidos explain there are now two of them (she had a twin all along! Loljk my guess is you’re sleeping and are having some sort of wet dream. Maybe the first two were just dreams too, hmm…), after which you all make out (I heard “fellatio” and “chimpo”, so maybe you’re getting blown too) in recording 3. According to a Google translation of the Japanese DLsite page, in recording 4 they start sucking on your neck and give you hickeys. However, it sounds like they might by giving hickeys to your penis, as they even take off your pants… I’m not sure what is happening in 5. According to a shitty Google translation, they’re kissing your sides or something… Honestly, it once again sounds like a blowjob (moar gulping than kissing), but it probably isn’t. That said, shit was hawt dawg. 6 is apparently about nipple licking once again. 7 starts up the anilingus again, but at some point they switch to the front as you’re apparently cumming down their throat at the end of the recording. Almost ended up having a hands-free orgasm myself… In 8, their butts are the ones getting dominated this time. IE: You’re fucking and cumming inside them both. Another reason why I think the preceding was all a dream is you’re being waken up by one single maid in recording 9. Basically, it was all in your head. Dude, you must’ve been tripping fucking BALLS.

Also comes with a larger version of the below image so you can set it as your wall paper or something.

Note: Both 1 and 2 are posted above this one in this same post, however I also have the 4th one in the series but no one requested it. If you liked these three and would like to try number four, let me know!

Download the Free Hentai Audio in a Zip file
(53 MB, 1 hour, 3 minutes and 56 seconds, Japanese)

Or you can also use the Alternative :
Zip Mirror #1 – or – Zip Mirror #2 – or – Zip Mirror #3 – or – Zip Mirror #4

Tentacle Vamp Ecchi Playtime, by Daretoku Saimin Seisakujo
(Hypnosis, Loli) (CV: Phan Masaki)

Requested by Tsuki Kanade.

Note: Masaki-sama uses a loli voice in this, however it is NOT the same voice she used in Hypnotic Prostitution. But don’t let that deter you, I still enjoyed myself. It’s just that I’ve listened to the other voice so much, I’ve pretty much conditioned myself to fall right into trance whenever I hear it :/

Also, despite the fact that I’m fairly certain your penis is supposed to be getting raped by tentacles, there are no sound effects at all. This entire thing is talking, she does nothing to you other than kiss you for a few seconds and something else I mention later. She does say “shiko, shiko, shiko” once, but I don’t believe she was talking about your hand.

I enjoyed myself and I came pretty hard. I think I came too early, in fact. At one point she yells out “dashi, dashi” and I thought that’s when I was supposed to pop, so I jerked off real quick (up until this point, and I been going for a hands-free ejac – anyone watch Workaholics? They totally talked about those two episodes ago! Shit was so cash) and came everywhere. A minute later there’s a countdown, but it not to wake you up… Either you’re supposed to cum twice, or you were supposed to ejaculate at the end of the countdown. She blows you for a few seconds after that, though. Had I held off, I probably would’ve had a  hands-free orgasm. The awakener is in a separate file.

This comes with the script. It also had some images, but due to the loli nature I opted to leave them out. But you’re not missing much, the image is on DLsite if you wanna see it. It’s that same image in different sizes and without text. If you really want it that badly, you can get in THMMY’s IRC and I’ll send you it.

Download the Free Hentai Audio in a Zip file
(24 MB, 52 minutes and 38 seconds, Japanese)

Or you can also use the Alternative :
Zip Mirror #1 – or – Zip Mirror #2 – or – Zip Mirror #3 – or – Zip Mirror #4

Keywords (which may or may not be right, can someone who actually knows Japanese check them for me?):

sugoi = amazing (usually used in reference to the size of your penis or cum load, but may also be used during intercourse to describe how it feels)
kikuza = anus / asshole
denbu / ketsu / oshiri = ass / butt
kintama = balls / testicles
iki wo su / suikomu / sutte = breathe in
haite / iki wo haku / iki wo hakidasu / itte = breathe out
kuritori = clit / clitoris
(o)chinchin / chinko / chin(m)po = cock / dick / penis / etc
nakada / nakadashi = creampie / internal ejaculation
osujiru / sei / seieki / seishi / sa(a)men / zaamen = cum / ejaculate / semen / sperm (you get the fucking picture)
dashi / iku / shasei = cumming / ejaculating
akagai / akai uma / asoko / (o)manko = cunt / pussy / vagina
denki massaaji / shindouko / shindoushi / baibureetaa = electric massager / vibrator
kimochi ii = feels good
shiko shiko / onani = jerk(jack)ing off / masturbation / wanking
chu / kisu = kiss
paizuri = mammary intercourse / titty-fucking
nuide = naked / nude / undress
chikubi = nipples
ao-kan = outdoor fucking

If anyone knows of any more I should add, do tell.

You can find a lot more here.

Let me know if any of the downloads are broken. Sometimes the upload fails and I can’t tell without downloading it and checking, which is a bit difficult to do when you don’t have a premium account for each site you use.

And don’t forget to read the first and second comments!!!