HurpDurp here. Or should I say “was here”? If you’re seeing this post, that means I’ve raptured up to heaven on Friday and you were left behind to burn in hell! Ha-ha, you suck! :3

So as you should be able to tell from the title, everything this time is HYPNOSIS! I would’ve done Christmas audios only, final destination but no one requested any of those so you get this shit. Also, Christmas is in two days so Merry Christmas. Don’t celebrate Christmas? Then no wonder you were left behind to burn after the world ended on Friday :<

One has a non-erotic version and another has a version for women!

Also, someone named Fern left a message last week that Oliver and I both agree should be quoted here, so:

Oh my god. Just… oh my god. I tried this blindfolded like you said and busted out my cock sleeve, I have to say that’s the hardest I’ve came in my life yet. You’ve turned me on to a whole new way of fapping. Thanks a ton!

(I was listening to) Cool, Cute, Unlucky Succubus, Number 5 (in high quality because why not.) It was strange that I understood almost nothing she said, but it was still fun.

I’m almost mad I like these so much. I already have a backlog of stuff I want to download from this site ahaha. Oh well I know a few new downloads that are being shunted to the front.

I’m just happy to see you guys like these. I’m still surprised these are getting more than 100 downloads.

Don’t like hypnoshit and/or not one of those 100 people mentioned above? Scroll down for… I dunno. Something. Whatever Oliver posted. I uploaded this before I ascended to heaven, so how the fuck am I supposed to know what’s there!?

This post contains the following: RJ083347 ( RE083347 ), RJ092710 ( RE092710 ), RJ098503 ( RE098503 ), RJ101047 ( RE101047 ) and RJ103678 ( RE103678 ).

If your request isn’t on here and I responded to your post, I didn’t have enough time to listen to, review and upload it. All of the remaining request I have are long as fuck audios (up to 3 bloody hours!), so they tend to suck away all of my time (and cum – I can’t really do it multiple times… It starts to hurt…). Maybe next time… If I didn’t respond to your post OR add your request to the list of requests in the second comment on this page, then I never saw your request (or I forgot about it, that’s happened too) and you should probably re-request it :V

NOW REMEMBER, ALL OF THESE ARE COMPLETELY IN JAPANESE, IF YOU DON’T KNOW JAPANESE YOU PROBABLY WILL HAVE A DIFFICULT TIME UNDERSTANDING IT. I’VE WATCHED ENOUGH HENTAI ANIME TO UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANT WORDS SO I CAN AT LEAST GET OFF WITH IT, BUT YOU MAY NOT HAVE AS MUCH SUCCESS AS I DO!

Also, these HAVE Japanese text in the file names. If you’re having trouble playing the files or seeing the text, I recommend switching your computer’s locale to Japanese and/or install the East Asian Language Pack. This is different for every operating system, so you’ll have to Google for directions on how to do this yourself.

I hear people use them as background music when reading to h-manga, if you’re having trouble visualizing what is happening in the scenario you could try using it for that. Personally I listen to the recordings blindfolded and try to imagine the things happening in the recording are happening to me. Sometimes I actually do feel like something is touching me (and it’s not me, because I listen to these with my hands away from my penis).

Also, some of these might be a wee bit loud. So watch out if you’re in an area where you don’t want other people hearing what you’re doing to.

Note: Even if you don’t like something, you should still download it. I plan on eventually purchasing files myself, so all the money I make from downloads will go towards future purchases! And click the images too! Despite how redundant it is, Imagetwist is a site that pays really well. Besides, you may actually like it and not even realize it! That’s totally happened to me multiple times already.

This is also why I’m recording all of the audios I don’t have that you guys are requesting too. I may get it later in the future at some point when someone randomly shares it on the Internet, or I may just buy it myself.

Oh, and whenever possible please DON’T download using Depositfiles. I realize most of you download from there, and I appreciate the fact that you may have gotten a Gold account either from Oliver or myself, but downloading from there isn’t helping me fund my future purchases at all because Depositfiles stopped affiliating with Americans (which is what I am, if you couldn’t tell from my writing). Because of this, I’ve moved Depositfiles to “Mirror #3″. If you want to not help me share the care, you can download using the Depositfiles link on “Mirror #3″. The main download link is now Uploaded.net.

Also, if I said something sucks, you should download it anyway. Aside from the above reasons of me getting money = buying stuff to share, just because I don’t like something doesn’t mean you won’t like it. Sometimes I’m off-putted by the voice, which other people may find arousing and I’ve been going through some shit and I’m sick quite a bit so my judgement may be clouded…

If you have any problems extracting things, just rename the files to something like “1″. Due to some requests by people, I was forced to include better names on the file names which causes some of the folders to be too long to extract… I’m sorry, but I gave in to the peer pressure of 2 people :(

And without further ado…

Hypnotic Prostitution – Loli Girl’s Room, by Daretoku Saimin Seisakujo
(Hypnosis) (Loli) (CV: Phan Masaki)

さいみんふーぞく~ろりっ子のおへや~

Requested by Fern.

I think this recording quite possibly turned me into a lolicon, I just love it that much. I’ve had it on my MP3 player since 2011, I’ve never removed it. And I always remove stuff after I’ve listened to it.

Just so you know, you get hypnotized and then get a blow job. That’s it, nothing else.

Fun fact: This was also the second recording I had ever listened to in all of my Japanese audio adventures, and I love it so much I go back to it occasionally. I’ve probably listened to it at least 10-15 times.

If it wasn’t for this recording, I would have never looked into finding some of Phan Masaki’s or Daretoku Saimin Seisakujo’s other recordings (but mostly Masaki-sama), which would mean I would have never gotten into Japanese hypnosis, which would mean I would have never been led to Japanese ero-dramas, which would mean I would have never been led to the creations of these posts. This recording single handedly started it all and you should thank it by downloading it. Or legally purchasing it. It’s only 8 bucks and in my opinion really worth it.

Note: There was a .wav version and a bunch of extremely well drawn images, but to save space and not post loli content, I had to remove both! I’m sorry! D: (Please don’t link it in the comments!) If you’d like either, you can come to THMMY’s IRC and I’ll be happy to upload them for you. Still has the script, though! If I ever learn Japanese, I promise you I’ll translate this :3 It also has a Bonus Talk file.

Download the Free Hentai Audio in a Zip file
(44 MB, 35 minutes and 27 seconds,
Bonus Talk: 10 minutes, Japanese)

Or you can also use the Alternative :
Zip Mirror #1 – or – Zip Mirror #2 – or – Zip Mirror #3

Gently Hypnotic Voice – Handjob Helper, by Hypnotic Voice Laboratory
(Hypnosis) (CV: Kotone Akatsuki)

わりと親切な催眠音声 手コキ支援編

Requested by ElPalomalo.

The title is a bit of a troll. When they say “handjob helper”, they don’t mean someone is helping you jerk off by jerking you off, they mean someone is helping you jerk off by guiding you on how to jerk yourself off.

Confession time: I actually came 3 times with this (I think? You’ll see…), despite it only having one cum scene. Here’s why: I think I started too early. I started when she started saying “shiko shiko”, but I don’t think you’re supposed to start until the binaural shit starts. Somehow I ended up ejaculating right when it started. The next time was during the countdowns. I say “downs” because she does a lot of them and I end up ejaculating on the wrong one. She does a bunch of trolldowns, so make sure you hold it in until she actually says “ZERO”. The last time was when I was supposed to actually ejaculate with the zero, however nothing actually came out as far as I could tell. I believe this is supposed to be kind of like a sexual endurance training file. That means it’s designed to help you try to go longer periods of time without ejaculating when having sex/masturbating (clearly I failed).

On a related note, how long does it take for you to normal ejaculate? Excluding the 3 times in this single recording, I normally take forty five minutes to a hour and a half to ejaculate. Sometimes I consider just stopping because my arm hurts too much. That’s why I like audios, they get my juices flowing and cumming out quicker.

The voice is both very calm and very erotic in my opinion.

This comes in both a Stereo (standard) and binaural (for an immersive effect) version.

Download the Free Hentai Audio in a Zip file
(113 MB, Both: 1 hour, 17 minutes and 48 seconds, Japanese)

Or you can also use the Alternative :
Zip Mirror #1 – or – Zip Mirror #2 – or – Zip Mirror #3

Seductive Kisses – Long and Deep from a Drunken Wife, by Daretoku Saimin Seisakujo
(Hypnosis) (CV: A, Kinoko)

魅惑の口づけ~へべれけ若奥様のらぶらぶキッス~

Requested by DevoSwat.

OH SHIT SON, one of my favorite circles (see above for why) using my second favorite seiyuu? HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

So I think this is supposed to be about your (drunken) wife’s kisses being able to cause you arousal and possibly an orgasm, but at some point she starts blowing you (I think, it sounds like her kisses so idunnolol). I was so close to cumming… But I never heard her tell you to ejaculate D:

There’s also a shorter version, but I didn’t listen to that so I can’t tell you what’s different.

Download the Free Hentai Audio in a Zip file
(76 MB, Longer Version: 1 hour, 28 minutes and 31 seconds
Shorter Version: 1 hour, 15 minutes and 14 seconds, Japanese)

Or you can also use the Alternative :
Zip Mirror #1 – or – Zip Mirror #2 – or – Zip Mirror #3

In Bed with Elder Sister * Regular Nurse x Erotic Hypnosis Nurse, by Kajihara eM
(Hypnosis) (CVs: Anna Uduki (non-erotic) and Kotone Akatsuki (erotic))

お姉ちゃんの添い寝看病★ふつう看病×エッチな催眠看病

Requested by DevoSwat.

This has both a non-erotic and an erotic version (which has both a version with sound effects and without). It also includes the script for each.

So interesting story: I was having trouble sleeping. I don’t like masturbating on days that aren’t Wednesday or Sunday, but I did it anyway. It didn’t work, I still couldn’t fall asleep. Then I remembered I had these loaded and listened to the non-erotic one. 15 minutes later I have an erection because I found her voice to be too erotic. Now I needed to get the erection to go away, obviously I listened to the erotic one. 20 minutes later and I’ve lost my erection because it wasn’t that erotic. Finally she starts saying ero-words. Next she’s counting you down to orgas- Hey wait a second, she never told me to masturbate! What the fuck!? Either I missed her say it completely, or this was supposed to cause a hands-free orgasm. It didn’t work on me, but I did have an that erection back by the end.

Download the Free Hentai Audio in a Zip file
(63 MB, Non-erotic Version: 19 minutes and 59 seconds,
Erotic Version: 26 minutes and 8 seconds, Japanese)

Or you can also use the Alternative :
Zip Mirror #1 – or – Zip Mirror #2 – or – Zip Mirror #3

hypno gas trip, by ero trance
(Hypnosis) (CVs: Kotone Akatsuki (For Men) and Akira (For Women))

”プノガストリップ

Requested by akitasaito.

This is an hypnosis audio about being gassed (like the stuff they use at a dentist’s office) and then brought to orgasm a bunch of times.

This starts out the like any other hypnosis session, being told to breathe in and out. At some point she puts a gas mask on your face and forces you to inhale possibly toxic fumes. I’m not sure if they’re supposed to make you more hypnotized, but I do believe it’s supposed to make you more hard. And it actually did work on me :V After awhile, she puts an onahole on you and (I think) jerks you off for a bit. I’m not sure if you get to ejaculate though. It seems like she stops before saying “zero” in the countdown that happens while the sound effect for the stroking is going on (btw, this recording has sound effects for the jerking off and the gas), but she does say it later when waking you up.

This has two different recordings. One meant for males (voiced by a female) and one meant for females (voiced by a male). I didn’t check the recording for females, so I can’t tell you what he does to you or if you get to cum, ladies :(

Some sort of CD sleeve.

Download the Free Hentai Audio in a Zip file
(104 MB, Kotone: 55 minutes and 12 seconds,
Akira: 43 minutes and 57 seconds, Japanese)

Or you can also use the Alternative :
Zip Mirror #1 – or – Zip Mirror #2 – or – Zip Mirror #3

Keywords (which may or may not be right, can someone who actually knows Japanese check them for me?):

sugoi = amazing (usually used in reference to the size of your penis or cum load, but may also be used during intercourse to describe how it feels)
kikuza = anus / asshole
denbu / ketsu / oshiri = ass / butt
kintama = balls / testicles
iki wo su / suikomu / sutte = breathe in
haite / iki wo haku / iki wo hakidasu / itte = breathe out
kuritori = clit / clitoris
(o)chinchin / chinko / chin(m)po = cock / dick / penis / etc
osujiru / sei / seieki / seishi / sa(a)men / zaamen = cum / ejaculate / semen / sperm (you get the fucking picture)
iku / shasei = cumming / ejaculating
akagai / akai uma / asoko / (o)manko = cunt / pussy / vagina
denki massaaji / shindouko / shindoushi / baibureetaa = electric massager / vibrator
kimochi ii = feels good
shiko shiko/onani = jerk(jack)ing off / masturbation / wanking
chu / kisu = kiss
paizuri = mammary intercourse / titty-fucking
nuide = naked / nude / undress
chikubi = nipples
ao-kan = outdoor fucking

If anyone knows of any more I should add, do tell.

Thanks to RubyEye for the new suggestions!

You can find a lot more here.

Let me know if any of the downloads are broken. Sometimes the upload fails and I can’t tell without downloading it and checking, which is a bit difficult to do when you don’t have a premium account for each site you use.

And don’t forget to read the first and second comments!!!