Hey guys. Long time, no hear.

Hahahahahah! HEAR! You get it? Because it’s an audio! HOW ARE YOU NOT LAUGHING RIGHT NOW?! THAT WAS FUCKING GOLD! You must not understand humor in general :(

Welp. I went through some shit recently, but I’m back now. I planned on being back last week but then I was suddenly busy all weekend long in real life. Felt bad man, I’m a goddamn hikikomori, I can’t be going the fuck outside >:O I would’ve posted a THMMY scanlation… but Kusojijii went up and died for the last month. So….

With that said, I don’t think I’ll be posting these every week anymore. Probably every other week from now on. Lately I’ve been finding my time sucked up by Borderlands 2 (YOU DON’T SAY?), rather than some Asian chick’s voice. Also, I’m only listening to like 1 of these every time I listen to them (MOSTLY BECAUSE THEY’RE TOO FUCKING LONG, SOMEONE REQUEST SOMETHING THAT’S LESS THAN TWO HOURS FFS), so two weeks would give me enough time to get five done.

This post has 5 audios, one of which is hypnosis.

Don’t like audios? Scroll down and see Oliver’s posts from earlier today.

If your request isn’t on here and I responded to your post, I didn’t have enough time to listen to, review and upload it. All of the remaining requets I have are long as fuck audios (up to 3 bloody hours!), so they tend to suck away all of my time (and cum – I can’t really do it multiple times… It starts to hurt…). Maybe next time… If I didn’t respond to your post OR add your request to the list of requests in the second comment on this page, then I never saw your request (or I forgot about it, that’s happened too) and you should probably re-request it :V


Also, these HAVE Japanese text in the file names. If you’re having trouble playing the files or seeing the text, I recommend switching your computer’s locale to Japanese and/or install the East Asian Language Pack. This is different for every operating system, so you’ll have to Google for directions on how to do this yourself.

I hear people use them as background music when reading to h-manga, if you’re having trouble visualizing what is happening in the scenario you could try using it for that. Personally I listen to the recordings blindfolded and try to imagine the things happening to recording are happening to me. Sometimes I actually do feel like something is touching me (and it’s not me, because I listen to these with my hands away from my penis).

Also, some of these might be a wee bit loud. So watch out if you’re in an area where you don’t want other people hearing what you’re doing to.

Note: Even if you don’t like something, you should still download it. I plan on eventually purchasing files myself, so all the money I make from downloads will go towards future purchases! And click the images too! Despite how redundant it is, Imagetwist is a site that pays really well. Besides, you may actually like it and not even realize it! That’s totally happened to me multiple times already.

This is also why I’m recording all of the audios I don’t have that you guys are requesting too. I may get it later in the future at some point when someone randomly shares it on the Internet, or I may just buy it myself.

Oh, and whenever possible DON’T download using Depositfiles. I realize most of you download from there, and I appreciate the fact that you may have gotten a Gold account either from Oliver or myself, but downloading from there isn’t helping me fund my future purchases at all because Depositfiles stopped affiliating with Americans (which is what I am, if you couldn’t tell). Because of this, I’ve moved Depositfiles to “Mirror #3″. If you want to not help me share the care, you can download using the Depositfiles link on “Mirror #3″. The main download link is now Uploaded.net.

Also, if I said something sucks, you should download it anyway. Aside from the above reasons of me getting money = buying stuff to share, just because I don’t like something doesn’t mean you won’t like it. Sometimes I’m off-putted by the voice, which other people may find it arousing and I’ve been going through some shit and being sick a hell of a lot lately (including right now as I type this…) so my judgement may be clouded…

If you have any problems extracting things, just rename the files to something like “1″. Due to some requests by people, I was forced to include better names on the file names which causes some of the folders to be too long to extract… I’m sorry, I gave in to the peer pressure of 2 people :(

And without further adieu…

As The Succubus Says, by A water flea
(Hypnosis) (CV: Phan Masaki)

Requested by JP90.

Basically you get entranced by Phan Masaki and given commands to stroke.

I found myself getting aroused towards the middle of the recording, but losing the arousal before she even started to say “shiko shiko”. Also, I didn’t hear any command to tell you to ejaculate but I’m pretty sure at some point you’re supposed to cum.

Includes the script, a free talk mp3 and a couple of images.

Note: This also had a version of the recording that had the hypnosis track and awakener in two separate files, in addition to the one where they are combined into one file. As it seemed unneeded, I removed the separated files.

Download the Free Hentai Audio in a Zip file
(46 MB, 56 minutes and 1 seconds, Japanese)

Or you can also use the Alternative :
Zip Mirror #1 – or – Zip Mirror #2 – or – Zip Mirror #3

Blowjob from a Married Secretary, by monsterbox
(CV: Hinano Itsuki)

Requested by Jankull.

I *think* this is the third part in a series I posted last week. But I could be wrong.

Much like the previous one by Itsuki-san, I enjoyed it (but I didn’t get anywhere near close to ejaculating like I did in that one). You’re supposed to ejaculate twice in this, the first from a blowjob and the second from a paizuri blowjob.

It includes a bunch of images (none of which I’m showing below :V).

Download the Free Hentai Audio in a Zip file
(29 MB, 50 minutes and 20 seconds, Japanese)

Or you can also use the Alternative :
Zip Mirror #1 – or – Zip Mirror #2 – or – Zip Mirror #3

Penis club: Let’s engage in morning training! ?, by Tetsu One
(CV: Ren Momoka)

Requested by hermit.

This is some sort of endurance training exercise. She makes you stroke your racket for 10 seconds then stops you for a up to a minute, then stroke again. She’s also rubbing her ball along with you ;)

It was pretty meh. I didn’t find it that arousing. Hell, I couldn’t even get an erection despite the fact that I was actually masturbating!

This originally included a wav file, but to save 230MB of space I removed it. I did not remove the script or wallpapers that were included, however.

Luckily the title of this was translated by Kusojijii before he died :3

Download the Free Hentai Audio in a Zip file
(94 MB, 45 minutes and 31 seconds, Japanese)

Or you can also use the Alternative :
Zip Mirror #1 – or – Zip Mirror #2 – or – Zip Mirror #3

Maid-san no Onani, by PitoN Works
(CV: Sayuri Misaki)

Requested by Ziel.

Your maid is in love with you. And like you’d expect some one in love to do, she masturbates to you every night. At one point she imagines the vibrator she’s using to masturbate with is your dick and starts sucking it.

In my opinion, the first recording was boring. She’s talking WAY too much for someone who’s supposed to be masturbating. The second one was BETTER (and more arousing as it actually got me hard), despite being longer. The third was the best cuz that’s when she sucks your vib-dick.

So… This recording came out before the last Sayuri Misaki recording I shared (I Give Blowjobs Because I Love You Cum Inside Me Is OK! Vol.1, also by PitoN) and the recording quality is over nine thousand times better. Either her better mic broke or that one was deliberately recording that way. And despite the weird recording, that one was way better than this.

Download the Free Hentai Audio in a Zip file
(23 MB, 32 minutes and 38 seconds, Japanese)

Or you can also use the Alternative :
Zip Mirror #1 – or – Zip Mirror #2 – or – Zip Mirror #3

The mother of unchastity obligation, by eject
(CV: Gemiko Yamada)

Requested by Vortex and Raxeh.

I’ll be honest, I’m not entirely sure what happened in this recording. I think you make out with your stepmom, get a blowjob, paizuri and then cum inside her vagina, but she kept saying “onani” (masturbate), so I’m not sure if you’re supposed to jerking off in the recording, or if she’s doing stuff to you. :(

Download the Free Hentai Audio in a Zip file
(34 MB, 1 hour and 18 seconds, Japanese)

Or you can also use the Alternative :
Zip Mirror #1 – or – Zip Mirror #2 – or – Zip Mirror #3

Keywords (which may or may not be right, can someone who actually knows Japanese check them for me?):

sugoi = amazing (usually used in reference to the size of your penis or cum load, but may also be used during intercourse to describe how it feels)
kikuza = anus / asshole
denbu / ketsu / oshiri = ass / butt
iki wo su / suikomu / sutte = breathe in
iki wo haku / iki wo hakidasu / itte (sp?) = breathe out
kuritori = clit / clitoris
iku / shasei = cumming / ejaculating
denki massaaji / shindouko / shindoushi / baibureetaa = electric massager / vibrator
kimochi ii = feels good
shiko shiko/onani = jerk(jack)ing off / masturbation / wanking
chu / kisu = kiss
paizuri = mammary intercourse / titty-fucking
(o)chinchin / chinko / chin(m)po = penis
(o)manko = pussy
seieki / seishi / samen = seman

If anyone knows of any more I should add, do tell.

Let me know if any of the downloads are broken. Sometimes the upload fails and I can’t tell without downloading it and checking, which is a bit difficult to do when you don’t have a premium account for each site you use.

Also, Filecloud is currently not letting me upload anything. I’ll try again later.

And don’t forget to read the first and second comments!!!