Haven't laughed this much to a hentai since that Steins;Gate doujinshi.

Yo~ HurpyHooves here.

So here’s the thing : I forgot to write a review of the first episode. I’m not entirely sure why, but I actually thought Oliver posted it awhile ago (which is apparently not the case)… So yeah, I don’t remember enough about it and I don’t have time to watch it again. Sorry~! Actually, I didn’t write a review for the second episode either. I sorta, kinda was laughing too much during it to fap, so I was typing out reactions in THMMY’s IRC as the episode went on. So I decided to just copy and paste those at the bottom of this post.

Episode 1 is a Frankenstein combination of both Fakku’s (Translation – “Probably fnord”, Timing – Meesles and Everything else – Sindalf ) and Subdesu-H’s (Translation – Chris, Translation Check and QC – LonerPrime, Timing and Editing – KrauserII and Typesetting – Darling) translations because this was released before Subdesu started not being bros. The second episode is just Subdesu’s (Translation – Chris, Translation Check – R3xr4pt0r, Timing and Typesetting– KrauserII, Editing – Kortic, QC – Darling, Encoding – LonerPrime) not-bro version because Fakku hasn’t released it yet.

Episode 1 Episode 2

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Since the first episode was never posted here it’s just ONE RAR, but it’s split into two archives because of the file size (454 MB). Each part is 227 MBs:

Part 1: Mirror #1Mirror #2Mirror #3Mirror #4Mirror #5
Part 2: Mirror #1Mirror #2Mirror #3Mirror #4Mirror #5
(704×396, MKV and MP4 format, English Subtitles)

And now for that copypasta I was talking about:

[05:24 AM] [HurpDurp] 17 minutes in on the second episode and still no sex.
[05:24 AM] [HurpDurp] Who did the main character fuck in the first episode, Kudo?
[05:25 AM] [HurpDurp] I thought it’s the girl he’s now going out with, but she just said “it’s my first time” and passed out when she saw his penis.
[05:25 AM] [Kudo] pinkhair?
[05:25 AM] [HurpDurp] I’m colorblind D:
[05:25 AM] [Kudo] really?
[05:25 AM] [HurpDurp] Was her name Matsuri?
[05:26 AM] [Kudo] I don’t remember THAT well
[05:26 AM] [HurpDurp] Well if you have it downloaded, go load it :/
[05:26 AM] [HurpDurp] I don’t have episode one on my Zune…
[05:26 AM] [HurpDurp] Oh god.
[05:27 AM] [HurpDurp] It took 17:50 for her to finally stick it the hell in.
[05:27 AM] [HurpDurp] Now she’s complaining about how she’s in hell from the pain.
[05:27 AM] [HurpDurp] And she passed out again.
[05:28 AM] [HurpDurp] This is too funny to fap to.
[05:28 AM] [Kudo] haha
[05:29 AM] [HurpDurp] 19:02: She says “kimochi ii”.
[05:30 AM] [HurpDurp] 19:35
[05:30 AM] [HurpDurp] Kaito breaks his back.
[05:30 AM] [Kudo] guro
[05:31 AM] [HurpDurp] She replies “it’s easier to strain your back when carrying heavy things”
[05:31 AM] [HurpDurp] FOUND MY TOP IMAGE
[05:31 AM] [HurpDurp] SEVERAL DAYS LATER
[05:31 AM] [HurpDurp] Oh my God, this fucking hilarious.
[05:32 AM] [HurpDurp] 20:23
[05:33 AM] [HurpDurp] SHE OVERHEARS SOMEONE SAYING SEX IS A GREAT WAY TO LOSE WAIT, SO NOW SHE’S TITTY FUCKING HIM
[05:35 AM] [HurpDurp] It took him like 30 seconds to cum.
[05:35 AM] [HurpDurp] No wonder, bitch has been cock teasing him for over a week
[05:39 AM] [HurpDurp] Lol: >They fuck 5 different times
[05:39 AM] [HurpDurp] > Okay bitch, I seriously need some sleep now.
[05:39 AM] [HurpDurp] > Kiss me good night first~
[05:39 AM] [HurpDurp] > OKAY FINE, BUT DON’T STICK IT IN!
[05:40 AM] [HurpDurp] > Alright – Ahn your penis is so large, Kaito!
[05:40 AM] [Kudo] ah yeah
[05:40 AM] [Kudo] Now I remember that
[05:40 AM] [HurpDurp] > YOU LIAR!!!
[05:40 AM] [Kudo] They fuck like bunnies everwyhere
[05:40 AM] [HurpDurp] This is seriously too funny to fap to.
[05:41 AM] [HurpDurp] > Matsuri is full of energy again!
[05:41 AM] [HurpDurp] >BECAUSE IT’S BEING SUCKED OUT OF ME
[05:41 AM] [HurpDurp] > Yay~ I finished cleaning! There’s only on thing left to do today!
[05:42 AM] [HurpDurp] > Sleep.
[05:42 AM] [HurpDurp] > Well, it does start with an s <~3
[05:48 AM] [HurpDurp] Welp, it’s over now.